i just wanna soil my oats bro
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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