someone threw a dead crab at me
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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