You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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