My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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