I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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