I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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