You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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