whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my phone needs a breathalizer
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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