did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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