You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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