I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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