i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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