Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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