I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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