I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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