In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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