yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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