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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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