I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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