I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
it glows. i had to have it.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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