We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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