You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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