This house was built for laser tag.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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