is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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