Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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