im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
barbara walters just said penis...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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