Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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