No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
