I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize