alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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