Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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