We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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