Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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