I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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