I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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