considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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