i don't like sucking hair
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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