hotel room ftw
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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