She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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