Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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