I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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