she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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