cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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