You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I am one with the molecules
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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