I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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