Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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