Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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