Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I fill condoms, not promises.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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