There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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