I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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