Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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