What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
