Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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