no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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